October 2011
September 2011
The biggest mistake I have made in my life is...
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That Awkward Moment
vivianawonders:
When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty
And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:
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Being SINGLE
funniestshit:
Most of the time it’s like
But then you have your moments
http://funniestshit.tumblr.com/
reblog if its okay for me to go to your ask and...
swagulicious:
letswishuponastar:
please<3
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you... →
Oh thanks…BITCH!
That awkward eye contact you make with somebody... →
YOU:
When the fire alarm went off at school →
when you were little:
now:
Arriving At A Friend's House →
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”
Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
How I say hello: →
When I’m meeting new people:
When I see someone cute/trying to flirt:
To everyone else:
And to my best friends:
Girls Vs. Guys →
When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares.
When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it.
When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything.
But when two guys that are friends hold hands ….
When a girl says “Suck My Dick”…
If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”…
When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” …
If a guy calls his friend “hubby” …
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you... →
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh shoot! i...
When it's late at night ... →
Your mom tells you to go to sleep :
But you secretly use the computer :
And when you hear footsteps
When one of my friends tries to leave without a... →
I’m just like, “GET BACK HERE AND HUG ME BITCH”
I wonder how many strangers I walk past every day... →
On the outside, they look like
But in tumblr they’re actually like
That awkward moment when someone suggests that you... →
Shut the fuck up i’m working on it
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Trying to jump over a fence..
Expectation:
Reality:
As soon as I get home from anywhere...
nicoosuxx:
When your parents say no to something you want...
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