The biggest mistake I have made in my life is...
That Awkward Moment
vivianawonders: When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:
funniestshit: Most of the time it’s like But then you have your moments http://funniestshit.tumblr.com/
reblog if its okay for me to go to your ask and...
swagulicious: letswishuponastar: please<3
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you... →
That awkward eye contact you make with somebody... →
When the fire alarm went off at school →
when you were little: now:
Arriving At A Friend's House →
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…” Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
How I say hello: →
When I’m meeting new people: When I see someone cute/trying to flirt: To everyone else: And to my best friends:
Girls Vs. Guys →
When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares. When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it. When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything. But when two guys that are friends hold hands …. When a girl says “Suck My Dick”… If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”… When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” … If a guy calls his friend “hubby” …
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you... →
You can’t wait for them to get home and you wait nd wait like then they get home and you’re like & they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for & then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like ”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???” & their like “Ohh shoot! i...
When it's late at night ... →
Your mom tells you to go to sleep : But you secretly use the computer : And when you hear footsteps
When one of my friends tries to leave without a... →
I’m just like, “GET BACK HERE AND HUG ME BITCH”
I wonder how many strangers I walk past every day... →
On the outside, they look like But in tumblr they’re actually like
That awkward moment when someone suggests that you... →
Shut the fuck up i’m working on it
Trying to jump over a fence..
As soon as I get home from anywhere...
When your parents say no to something you want...